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I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
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You can name your salary here. I call mine Fred.
Wait! I feel the power of... the Schwartz!
Worry not about your problems in mathematics; I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...
I created her for *my* needs -- and only mine! You ought to see what she can do with six bottles of milk and a tuning fork.
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This is mine; that's mine,[etc.]; I'm claiming all this as mine .
.. except that bit. I don't want that bit. But all the rest of this is mine!...
(for your taste) I'll see if I can manage a Round 3.
The Force? No! The Schwartz!
Okay, one more time. This is your brain. (egg) This is your brain on drugs.
(egg in frying pan) Any Questions? "Yeah, can I have mine scrambled?...
I like your taglines better than mine! Wanna swap?