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• I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. -- Steven Pearl
• It's hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.
• I seek not the answers or questions,but the quickest way to slamabeer.
• The two quickest goals scored in the NHL were three seconds apart.
• I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe: believe life
  it teaches better than book or orator. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Nietzsche...
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
• Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right.
  It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame....