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I can't hear you over all this line noise!
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Kid: "Grandad, can you make a noise like a frog?" Grandad
Why yes, I can make a noise like a frog" Kid: "Great!...
Line Noise! Ha, I don't get ****** NO CARRIER
Unobfuscated Perl (#2) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say...
I got my line noise cheaper through Optus!
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
You mean everything above the tagline ISN'T line noise?
It's not line noise...it's ALIEN INVADERS!
Line noise provided by GTE!