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I Can't Imagine Myself Ever Getting Big Enough To Do Two Thing
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I can't imagine myself ever getting big enough to do two things: have a
cartoon series about myself or wave from a float.
-- Richard Lewis
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Why do I do these things to myself?
Recently when I'm alone I try to talk myself out of masturbation.
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-- Montesquieu...
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