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I Can't Stand Burnt Toast And I Loathe Bus Stations. -- The Docto
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I can't stand burnt toast and I loathe bus stations.
-- The Doctor
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I loathe that low vice curiosity. -- Lord Byro
I toast. Therefore I am.
Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death.... -- Longfellow
I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary day
QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
[hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
-- August Strindberg...