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• I knew the gun was loaded but I didn't think he'd kill. -- Glen Frey
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.
  Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit....
• Quote #415 "Insofar as I may be heard by anything
  which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness....
• TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DESIRE IT, I GRANT YOU MADRAK'S BLESSING
  Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness....
• I could recommend mescaline to everyone. Listen, there's a lot of people in this room.
  If one of you fell off a roof someday, if you did that in your normal state of mind--forget it....
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Pitbulls don't kill people...uh, yeah, I guess they do.