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I Could Never Make Out What Those Damned Dots Meant.
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I could never make out what those damned dots meant.
-- Lord Randolph Churchill, former Chancellor of the Exchequer
-- regarding decimal points
Related:
I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
-- Cash McCall...
I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
Lisa: Maybe we can make your job more fun. [points to two radiation suits hanging on the wall] What are those?
Homer: I dunno. -- How the devil should I know, I just work here, "Bart on the Road...
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
But I have never been able to make out the numbers....
I meant what I said --- I think.
But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into blackness.
I meant no harm; I just liked the explosions. And I was careful never to kill more than I could eat....