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• I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
• I could prove God statistically. GALLUP
• Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything as mind-bogglingly useful as the Babel fish could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NON-existence of God.
  "The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing....
• Gender feminizts are statistically impaired.
• As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
• God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
• I would believe only in a god who could dance. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
• I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it.
• All I ask for is an opportunity to prove tha