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  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
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  Your boss wants to see you immediately....
• I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting
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• Now will I show myself to have more of the serpent than the dove
  -- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- The Jew of Malta, Act ii...
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  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....