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  Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night....
• Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries REDMOND, WA -- Several hundred programmers walked off their jobs at Microsoft Headquarters on Friday to protest their shoddy public image.
  My friends all think I'm a servant of Satan because I get my paycheck from Microsoft," explained Microserf Eric Eshleman....
• We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog, star of "The Muppet Show.
  [3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort of character....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. -- Orson Welle
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....