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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I vote for: Billy Beer!
• I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day.
  When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. -- W.C. Field
• I filtered all the twits and had no messages lef