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• There are a finite number of jokes in the universe.
• Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
  So far, the Universe is winning. -- Rich Cook...
• Taglines are for idiots.
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing....
• To Walter Cronkite)
• Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation)
  Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs....
• YOGA: Exit Finite-State Mode