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• I'd love to, but... I'm having all my plants neutered. -- 52 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. -- 87 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... ...well, maybe. -- 101 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... the man on television told me to say tuned. -- 5 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
  -- 92 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
  -- 61 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
  -- 53 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO