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• I'd love to, but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
  -- 54 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I left my body in my other clothes. -- 46 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
• I'd love to, but... I want to spend more time with my blender. -- 3 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. -- 41 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to bleach my hare. -- 74 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
  -- 17 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...