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• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots....
• I'd love to, but... I left my body in my other clothes. -- 46 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
  -- 11 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to fluff my shower cap. -- 35 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to rotate my crops. -- 83 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. -- 41 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO