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• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but ..
  . -- I have to floss my cat. -- I've dedicated my life to linguini....
• I'd love to, but... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.
  -- 63 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. -- 41 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to bleach my hare. -- 74 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
  -- 68 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...