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• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
  -- 43 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. -- 51 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to floss my cat. -- 1 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to fluff my shower cap. -- 35 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to fulfill my potential. -- 40 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
  -- 86 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...