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• I'd love to, but... I think you want the OTHER [your name]. -- 98 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I left my body in my other clothes. -- 46 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... ...well, maybe. -- 101 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
  -- 37 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
  -- 53 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I'm being deported. -- 29 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... my patent is pending. -- 24 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO