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• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots....
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I want to spend more time with my blender. -- 3 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. -- 51 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to fulfill my potential. -- 40 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to rotate my crops. -- 83 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
  -- 17 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to fluff my shower cap. -- 35 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO