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I Don't Believe In Nagging At A Man. You Can Accomplish So Much More By Hitting Him With Something.
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I don't believe in nagging at a man. You can accomplish so much more by
hitting him with something.
-- Norman Hoifjeld
Related:
It is much harder to accomplish something when you set out to do it without any idea of what it is you want to do.
Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
"I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
You can accomplish much if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reaga
The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen than to talk.
"I believe you." "Don't search for all the answers at once....
Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. -- Michelangelo
Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....