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• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. -- Clint Eastwood
• There must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't blow you away.
  Right now I can't think of one. -- Clint Eastwood, The Rookie...
• The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. -- Dolly Parto
• Sudden Impact Go Ahead. Make my day. --Clint Eastwood
• I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
  -- Clint Eastwood in Pink Cadillac...
• Hey, wait a minute!! I want a divorce!!.. you're not Clint Eastwood!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
  -- Clint Eastwood...