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• I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!
  !...
• Did I SELL OUT yet?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind- bogglingly big it is.
  I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space....
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...