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  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
  .. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
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