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• I know what 's what, and have always taken care of the main chance.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. ix...
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Mongols? I don' see no Mo <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!> -- Famous Last Word
• T is sweet to hear the watch-dog's honest bark Bay deep-mouth'd welcome as we draw near home
  'T is sweet to know there is an eye will mark Our coming, and look brighter when we come....