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I don't know about your brain, but mine is really... bossy.
-- L. Anderson
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Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.
In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive....
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lip
I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips, My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here, But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir....
Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
Okay, one more time. This is your brain. (egg) This is your brain on drugs.
(egg in frying pan) Any Questions? "Yeah, can I have mine scrambled?...