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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
• I don't know but I've been told, Deirdre's got a Network Node.
  Likes to press the on-off switch, Dig that crazy Gaian witch!...
• Men: [jogging] "I knew a woman in Paris, France, Had a big hole in her underpants" -- Skinne
  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth?...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul i
  WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud...