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I Don't Mind Being In Touch With Reality, So Long As I Don't Have To Pay The Phone Bill.
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I don't mind being in touch with reality, so long as I
don't have to pay the phone bill.
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I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as I don't have to live there.
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Here is the devil-and-all to pay. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap.
x...
A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to Maddona, a young puppy.
It hitched its waggin' to a star. A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown....
As ill-luck would have it. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book i, Chap.
ii...