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I Don't Mind You *thinking* I'm Stupid, But Don't *talk* To Me Like I'm Stupid. -- Harlan Elliso
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I don't mind you *thinking* I'm stupid, but don't
*talk* to me like I'm stupid.
-- Harlan Ellison
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