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• If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), The Celebrated Jumping Frog...
• In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.
• FROG,n. An amphibian with edible legs.
• A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
  -- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901....
• SEMINAR ANNOUNCEMENT Title: Are Frogs Turing Compatible?
  Speaker: Don "The Lion" Knuth ABSTRACT Several researchers at the University of Louisiana have been studying the computing power of various amphibians, frogs in particular....
• Wart-hog [n] The result of crossing a pig with a frog.
• I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
  -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82...