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• Mongols? I don' see no Mo <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!> -- Famous Last Word
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• I was so free with him as not to mince the matter.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, The Author's Preface...
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote