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• Did you hear that Witches don't have babies because their husbands have halloweenies.
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• You have no friends among the ambitious. -- Ron Randall
• Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?
• Have you seen the poster child for birth control? Got a mirror?
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• We would like to appeal to all parents who own ferocious dogs - please think before leaving the dog near the baby.
  Wouldn't it be better to leave the baby outside the house?...