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• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• I like milk because it comes from cows.
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of a field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....