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I Don't Understand", Said The Scientist, "why You Lemmings All Rush To The Sea And Drown Yourselves".
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"I don't understand", said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush to the sea
and drown yourselves". "How curious", said the lemming, "The one thing I don't
understand is why you human beings don't."
-- James Thurber.
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