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• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
• Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
  Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....
• Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
  We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?
  ' -- Calvin Trilli...
• Miss Allbright: Today's topic will be Hell. Kids: Ooh.
  Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through Forgiveness....
• All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart on the Road...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• We'll all be glad when I figure this stuff out, eh?