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I'd Prefer The Non-smoking Lifeboat, Please.
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I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please.
Related:
Mobile Non-Smoking Area
I have doubts about my health club. The locker room has a smoking and a non-smoking section.
-- Ellen Orchid...
There is no heaven or hell--only smoking or non-smoking.
Non-smokers are the worst advertisment for not smoking.
SMILEY :/i no smoking
A smoker is always attracted to the non-smoking section. -- Raj K. Dhawa
I prefer to remain anomalous.
I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
-- Sign in office...
Which one is the "smoker's" lifeboat?
