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I'd Rather Ride The Wave Than Wallow In QWKsand!
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I'd rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!
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I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.
I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
Yo momma so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
I would rather see starlight than streetlights.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I rather lose my CARRIER than my mind!
Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.
