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I Drive Fast. I Drive Safely. The Two Are *not* Mutually Exclusive, Contrary To Popular Delusion.
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I drive fast. I drive safely. The two are *not* mutually exclusive, contrary
to popular delusion.
-- CCb
Related:
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
I can't drive 55.
I will not drive the principal's car.
A cat is a terrible thing to waste...drive safely.
Assembler A Formula I race car. Very fast, but difficult to drive and expensive to maintain.
I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.
Sorry, I can't drive automatic!
Can I upgrade my Hard drive to a Warp Drive?
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia.