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I Encourage All Americans To Visit Iraq. Come For Thanksgiving, Come For Christmas.
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I encourage all Americans to visit Iraq. Come for Thanksgiving, come for
Christmas. You will be welcomed with open arms.
-- Mohammed Al-Mashad, Iraqi Ambassador to the U.S.
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Love is always open arms. With arms open you allow love to come and go as it wills, freely, for it will do so anyway.
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Here I Come!" by R. U. Reddy -- Booktip of the month
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I am looking for Ambassador Spock." Spock: "Indeed!...
Come on in!: Doris Ope
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
Come next year, all of you. Come to these purest of terrestrial fountains.