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If A Farmer Fills His Barn With Grain, He Gets Mice
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If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty,
he gets actors.
-- Bill Vaughan
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He gets lost on random walks.
He who gets too big for his britches gets exposed in the end. -- Wain's Conclusio
He who hogs the joint gets stonede
He who reads many fortunes gets confused.
Rush Limbaugh; Quick! Before he gets away!
If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound! He shoots. HE SCOOORES!
He's so old he gets winded playing checkers. -- Ed Wy
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot....