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I Fail To Understand How A Five-foot Android With Heuristic Learning Systems And The Strength Of Ten Men Can Be Called A Child.
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I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic learning
systems and the strength of ten men can be called a child.
You've never been a parent.
-- Picard and Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
Related:
It would seem that you have actually improved on yourself, Data.
Is that not the goal of every parent? -- Picard & Data, "The Offspring," stardate 43657.0....
Troi: "It's not easy having an overbearing parent. Believe me, I know how you feel.
-- "Violations", Stardate 45429.3...
Timothy: "How can you lift something so heavy?" Data
I am an android. My strength is many times that of a human....
Troi: "So, you're no longer human." Timothy: "'I am an android.
'" Troi: "When did this happen?" Timothy: "I've always been an android....
Picard: "Data, I would like you to make Timothy the best android he can possibly be.
-- "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3...
You spell 'knife' with a 'k'. I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
-- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7...
If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davi
Data, I would like to have been consulted. I have not observed anyone else on board consulting you about their procreation, Captain.
-- Picard and Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...