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If A Lawyer And An IRS Agent Were Both Drowning, And You Could Only Save One Of Them, Would You Go To Lunch Or Read The Paper?
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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