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• There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
• Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. -- Robert Benchley
• Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form. -- Andre Mauroi
• Old doctors never die. They just lose their patients.
• I'm not a big drinker. I just put away a lotta little ones.
  I mean to say I'm not a steady drinker--'cause I shake too much....
• When Mary had a little lamb, The doctors were surprised
  When Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctors nearly died....
• On alcohol: four is one more than more than enough. -- Jim Pastore
• A widow is more sought after than an old maid of the same age. -- Addiso