If A Man Wants To Borrow Trouble, He Never Needs Collateral.

If A Man Wants To Borrow Trouble, He Never Needs Collateral.

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If a man wants to borrow trouble, he never needs collateral.

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Did you hear about a chap who wanted to borrow $10,000 for a sex-change operation.
As collateral, he offered to put up the family jewels....
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.