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If A Man Writes A Better Book, Preaches A Better Sermo
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If a man writes a better book, preaches a better sermon, or beds a
better whore than his neighbor, though he builds his domicile deep in
the woods, the world will beat a path to his door to find out who the
better whore was.
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If a man write a better book, preach a better sermon, or make a better mouse-trap than his neighbour, tho' he build his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)...
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Build a better door and the mice can't get in anyhow. -- Cal Tinney...
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense.
-- Benjamin Frankli...
Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds. Bread Spreaders spread butter on breads.
And that Bed Spreader better watch out how he's spreading or that Bread Spreader's sure going to butter his bedding....
If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door. -- Franklin P. Adam
Build a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.