Related:

• McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $
  50", you can bet it's not $19.95....
• If it's advertised for "less than $100," you can bet it will cost $
  99.95. -- McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom...
• That is, IF you can think of 50 tag lines....
• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
• Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded
• Blake will return.... -- Cally You can bet your life on it.
  In fact, you've just bet both our lives on it.... -- Avo...