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If A Person Offend You And You Are In Doubt As To Whether It Was Intentional Or Not, Do Not Resort To Extreme Measures.
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If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was
intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch
your chance and hit him with a brick.
-- Mark Twain, Advice to Youth Speech, 1882
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