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• If a President doesn't do it to his wife, he'll do it to his country.
• MARRIED POLITICIANS do it to wife and country.
• A man's gotta do - whatever his wife tells him to!
• Vice President Dan Quayle wants to do something significant, and in his quest to accomplish this he went to the morgue in Washington recently and announced that he was ready.
  If anyone ever puts a price on his head, he should take it....
• The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president.
  All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' -- Will Roge...
• There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and his family.
  But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living....
• A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his wife wants.
  You better believe it. -- Satchel Paige...
• A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
  After several days, the private detective came back with his findings....