If a Real Man doesn't eat quiche, just what does his diet consist of?
Essentially, Real Men are meat and potatoes eaters. Real Men eat beef. They
eat frozen peas. And watermelon. Plus French fries and apple pie (two
important diet staples). As a general rule, Real Men won't eat anything
that is poached, sauteed, minced, blended, glazed, curried, flambeed,
stir-fried, or en brochette ... and above everything else--all trends
aside--Real Men refuse to refer to spaghetti as pasta.
-- Bruce Feirstein
