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• What's the harm in the whole audience hissing you if you clap yourself? -- Erasmu
• Since poverty is no disgrace, may you never know shame.
• Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
• Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• Holten's Homily: The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.
• They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
  They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover....
• Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important.
  They don't mean to do harm but the harm does not interest them. -- T. S. Elio...
• I've finally figured out why airports make you walk so far out to get to your plane.
  It's their way of giving your luggage a head start....