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• Never get involved with someone who wants to change you. -- Quentin Crisp
• If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
  -- Laurence J. Pete...
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your own level.
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• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp
• If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
• If at first you don't succeed, hide your astonishment.
• If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
• Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. -- Quentin Crisp